10 reasons why i love my girlfriend :
1. she obliterates my ego whenever it threatens to overwhelm the galaxy. actually even when it doesnt, she'll be glad to do the obliterating anyway.
2. she doesnt complain when i fall asleep on the phone. maybe it's because i'm more tolerable in that state.
3. she helps me slice onions and garlic whenever i cook.
4. she puts up with me whenever i try to act cool and/or check myself out. for awhile. and then, see reason number 1.
5. she remembers exactly where i park my car when we go out.
6. she drives me around in her car if im too lazy to drive. okay not yet but hinthint.
7. she wont kill me if im too tired to complete this list. [see reason number 2]
taika told you a secret at
11:32 AM
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i know singaporeans are renowned for being perennial complainers and incessant whiners, but friends, could we exercise some discretion please?
by all means, go ahead and bitch, rant, or tellpeopletogetoutofyoureliteanduncaringfaces. however, is it asking too much of you, my fellow denizens of our wonderfully clean and evergreen and everything in between island nation, to put some smidgeon of INTELLIGENCE and DISCRETION into anything that you do?
you see, any given complaint will fall into one of two categories - complaints that are inanely obstreperous yet tolerable because we would probably complain about stuff like that at some point in our miserable whiny lives; or complaints that are supermassively retarded. [in case you suspect that the abovementioned dichotomy appears suspiciously engineered and contritely constructed, thus pandering to my ego and conveniently glossing over any ambiguations, youre right. but then again, whose blog is this anyway? altogether now : 'yours, master'. well done, let us resume] the latter group particularly irks me, because it implies that many people are simply not putting in enough effort and complaining about valid things.
example : 'why do we use SIN as our country's callsign during sports events, etc.? why not change it to SGP? can the singapore sports council do something to rectify this worrying trend?'
what nonsense is this! i shall not even address the issue because it is so bloody silly. okay i shall. okay maybe not, im kinda sleepy.
my point is, complaints like these should be eradicated. in fact, they should not even be allowed to see the light of day! when i was your age, people complained about decent and perfectly sensible things, like the lack of air-conditioning in toilets, or the colour purple, or whether the word 'shit' should be censored in the media because of its unsavoury connotations. if singapore is to become a regional hub for complaints in southeast asia, we must strive to churn out quality grouses on a more regular basis, while concurrently curbing our penchant for reciting insipid pseudo-didactic diatribes. try harder, people!
alright i have run out of energy. will be in tokyo for two weeks [as if anyone gives a flying fu..ngus MUSHROOMMUSHROOM]. jaa, oyasuminasai.
taika told you a secret at
10:27 AM
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THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. brandon
2. bran
3. chew. ITS ALL FOOD
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. hands. especially my pretty nails. but the black is gone now sigh.
2. teeth, so straight and nice! :D
3. drummer forearms! i hope its muscle and not just tissue!
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. hair too short
2. feet are due for exfoliation
3. some fat around my stomach :( IWANTABSNOW
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. her
2. i
3. tage
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. britney spears
2. malay barbers
3. killer mutant space slugs
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. sleep
2. actually, i wouldn't mind just sleeping.
3. and water maybe.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. shirt
2. pants
3. and a gargantuan ego
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. Stream of Consciousness - Dream Theater
2. Meccamputechture - The Mars Volta
3. -Human - Metallica [yes that minus in front of human is deliberate, you ignoramus.]
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. me
2. a girl i love
3. lots of pasta
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. truth
2. lie
3. truth
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. a brain. its a physical thing. what, you think it exists on some other plane of reality?
2. okay i must be very careful in this section.
3. oh look over there!
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. sleeping
2. shopping
3. eating
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. sleep
2. shop
3. eat
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. chef
2. cantopop star! okay no.
3. servant of satan. aka, corporate vassal
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. tokyo. oh guess where im going tomorrow!
2. tuscany
3. my bedroom
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. eat homemade pasta in italy
2. perform with a band in front of a billion people
3. buy that pink shirt i saw on saturday
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. i play video games
2. i watch soccer
3. i eat alot
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. i love facials
2. i love manicures
3. i love myself. no wait, wrong category. oh nevermind, i love myself anyway.
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. johnny depp
2. whatshername is kinda hot. i really cant remember who
3. okay i really cant recall anyone right now. oh nicole kidman.
taika told you a secret at
9:04 AM
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